Moses Vs Santa Claus en Epic Rap Battles Of History

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Moses Vs Santa Claus
Moses Vs Santa Claus

Santa Claus:
Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun
Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal
You've been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs
You'd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law
Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand?
My list says kill the Egyptian Jew, buried in his sand
I read your book, you got a strict religion
No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

Moses:
When I was high up on the mountain God revealed the truths of the Earth
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf
It takes 9 reindeers to haul your fat ass
You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added mo' mass
You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'
On naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep yo' hands off my stockin'
Don't you ho-ho me!
I'll split yo ass in half, like I did the Red Sea
You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow
Stop with the unpaid labor, and let my little people go!

Elves:
We ain't slaves!
All that sand turned your brains to mush!
I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush
Yeah, we're magical workers, man!
We hang with reindeers.
Yo! Here's a GPS!
Who gets lost for forty years?
You're a glorified secretary, so write this down
Because this night
Santa Claus is comin' to town

Moses:
So much drama in the Israel BC
It's kinda hard talkin' directly to the G-O-single-D
Hand me my chisel, I got a new command'izzle, for y'all
Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall
I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy
And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys

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