Any Major Dude Will Tell You en Steely Dan

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone

Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the mornin' it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Any major dude will tell you.

Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times

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I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you

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Any major dude will tell you; any major dude will tell you