Public Relations
Reporters:
Here she is, Miss Marilyn Monroe!
Will she have the answers that our readers want to know?
Indian Reporter:
From India!
Parisian Reporter:
And Paris!
British Reporter:
And from just across the pond!
Reporters:
We have so many questions for America's smart dumb blonde!
Marilyn:
Here I am!
I dropped in from the sky
From?? Uife and all the boys from?? UPI
Reporters:
Please let us peek behind those doors!
German Reporter:
Where no one is allowed!
Marilyn:
Well, I'm pretty good in private
But the truth is I'm better in a crowd!
I relate to men of so many nations
But public relations are my favorite kind
Reporters:
You're my story??
Marilyn:
Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations
But public relations I have never declined
Reporters:
'Cause we're the guys who'll never leave you behind!
Marilyn:
?? Is a way to have some fun
But, ladies, listen to me, confidentially
Nothing ever beats a one-on-one
You had come to me for sex??
So I'll use public relations to give you a peace of my mind
Reporters:
Gimme, gimme, a piece of your mind!
'Cause the answer to a question is the way you're refined!
Reporter #1:
What do you sleep in?
Marilyn:
Well, I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more
Reporter #1:
Any advice for a girl in the city?
Marilyn:
If you're two-faced at least make one of them pretty
Reporter #1:
The studio says lateness is your favorite crime
Marilyn:
True, I've been on a calendar but never on time
Reporter #1:
When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone?
Marilyn:
Well, that's not quite true I kept the radio on!
Reporters
Ahh, yes!
Today??
Fame has plenty of perks!
Marilyn:
When your life's a mess, call the foreign press!
Reporter #1:
Be they:
Indian Reporter:
Indian!
Parisian Reporter:
Parisian!
British Reporter:
British!
German Reporter:
German!
Turkish Reporter:
Or Turk!
Reporters:
Yeah!
Marilyn:
I am glad you crave my best conjugations
Yes, public relations is my favorite sound
'Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone
'Cause the foreign state is always around!
Reporters:
Yes, we just do public relations!
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