You say you know your grandpa
Do you think he smells like cheese?
But your grandpa's got a secret
And yeah, he smells like cheese
Old people don't snap all day
They kick back, so get out out of their way
Blasting lasers from their canes
They've got lightning in his veins
Say the hearing aids stun
Put their walkers to the sun
Stunned, they are getting older.