Curl Up And Die

Watch Your Face

100 M.p.h. Vomit Dedicated To Jon

Absolute Denial Of The Ultimate Nullifier

Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You

Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program

Nuclear Waste? Bring That Shit. (We Want A State Full Of Radiated Super Heroes)

Utah: The Whoopie Cushion Of America

The One Above All, The End Of All That Is

Zero Mph Fallover

An Uncomfortable Routine

Ultra Carb Diet Carpooling Stupid Fucking Life

If I Wanted Shit Out Of You I'd Squeeze Your Neck

If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out, We're Joining The Army

Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray

Lost My Job To A Machine

Blood Mosh Hips Hair Lips Pills Fuck Death

I'm Trying To Fly To The Moon Using Two Magnets And Willpower

On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland

Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)

Ted Nugent Goes Aol